Offspring Count

Brandon and Krista's count of offspring: 2
Kaich's count of siblings: 4. No 2. Maybe 2 real, 2 not real
Kaich's siblings:

• big brother Little John (not real)
• big sister Elizabeth Kaye (not real)
• baby sister Elizabeth Kaye (real) (Yes, there are 2 Elizabeth Kayes)
• short sister JT Allison (real) (To clarify: that's JT Allison, not JT, not Allison, JTAllison) "What does 'short sister' mean Kaich?" "She's just old." hmm. okie doke.