Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas Eve

Go to bed babies. Go to bed now!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Friday, December 14, 2007

Pee Eee

The Daddy submitted his application to the Texas Board of Professional Engineers to become a Licensed Professional Engineer, today. With a little luck and a lot of studying, The Daddy will be a licensed practicing Engineer by the middle of next year.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Open Letter to "The New" AT&T

For putting me through two days of phone calls, trips to the AT&T store, and phone tinkering to verify for you that a phone that you sold me will not work as advertised:

... and for lacking the technical resources or customer service will to do do the above yourself:

... and for making the process of replacing the mis-functioning phone as tedious and expensive as possible:

... and for wasting at least 30 minutes of my costomer service experience, distributed between multiple people, explaining to your customer service representatives that "bluetooth" is not an earpiece, but rather a communications protocol:

... and for claiming not to "support" certain features of the phone and hot-potato-ing me to the even more useless Motorola technical support, as soon as you figured out that you didn't know how to solve my problem:

... and for asking me at the end of every single phone call whether or not you had answered all of the questions that I had today, even when the answer was clearly no:

Bite me.

Sincereley,
Tank Thinker

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Family Wish Lists

Babyfish

  • life jacket that's like a shirt... to help get used to swimming
  • cool stuff to decorate her room with a hula theme
  • wooden puzzles
  • hair

Superkid

  • Diego Flash Jr. digital camera ($40 @ Target, Toys R Us, Best Buy)
  • hot wheels track
  • buzz lightyear night light
  • water rocket
  • mini boom box with CD player
  • life jacket that's like a shirt... to help get used to swimming
  • Trail-a-Bike or similar (Target)
  • LED head lamp

Fambly

  • shelves and cabinets for the living room and dining room
  • new bathrooms (ours are just terrible, inexcusably bad layouts)
  • video camera (mini-dv variety, good in low light)
  • pergola
  • fence (at road)
  • subwoofer for home theater
  • network USB print server

The Mommy

  • DCI '94, '94 and '96 on DVD (http://www.dci.org/)
  • A tear off desk calendar
  • Harry Potter 5 and 6
  • Anything Baby Blues

The Daddy

  • green LED flashlight for trail running
  • "Hokey Spokes"
  • golf clubs
  • CH Aero wheel covers
  • arc welder